sábado, 22 de enero de 2011

15 Frases Anti-microsoft – Justicia

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  1. En un mundo sin vallas y paredes, quién necesita (Gates) Puertas y (Windows)Ventanas?
  2. Unix, DOS y Windows…el bueno, el malo y el feo.
  3. Los bugs (bichos) entran por Ventanas abiertas.
  4. Windows 98 apoya la verdadera multitarea – puede arrancar y colgarse simultáneamente.
  5. La gente dice que si pones un CD de WinXP al revés, escuchas voces satánicas. Pero eso no es nada! Si lo pones normal, te instala Windows.
  6. El fracaso no es una opción. Viene embedido en Windows.
  7. Use lo mejor…
    Linux para Servidores
    Mac para graficos
    Palm para Movilidad
    Windows para Solitario
  8. Windows ha detectado que no tiene conectado un teclado. Presione F9 para continuar…
  9. Windows XP -Ahora viene con cursos gratis del Manejo de Ira.
  10. Solo uso el Internet Explorer para descargar Firefox.
  11. Windows XP es Multitarea: está preparado para que varios programas fallen simultáneamente.
  12. Amar es… borrar el Windows del disco de ella.
  13. Gran oferta: Hoy, con Windows XP regalamos dos botones de reset de repuesto.
  14. Instala Windows XP ó Vista ó dígase la versión que sea, y que la fuerza te acompañe.
  15. La diferencia entre WindowsXP y un virus, es que el virus es gratis.
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